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    Gullible’s Travels

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    (I worked at a candy store in an area with a high population of tourists. We have a DVD constantly playing that shows them how the candy is made, obviously pre-recorded.)

    Tourist Lady: “Ooh, is that the actual factory?”

    Boss: “Actually, it’s a live satellite feed. They’re making that candy right now.”

    Tourist Lady: “Fancy!”

    (This is a DVD movie with edits and transitions, clearly playing on a Samsung DVD player. Oh, tourists, how I loathe thee.)