Guilty, Yet Guiltless
Me: “Hi, is [Customer] there?”
Customer: “This is him.”
Me: “Hi, [Customer]. I’m calling about your order.”
Customer: “Oh, great! What do you need?”
Me: “Well, sir, you, unfortunately, forgot to sign both your money orders.”
Customer: “So?”
Me: “We can’t cash them if they’re not signed. They’re like checks that way.”
Customer: “So? When that happens, you should just sign it for us. You must write checks to yourselves for customers all the time.”
Me: “No, sir, that’s called fraud.”
Customer: “So?”
Me: “So… that’s illegal.”
Customer: “So?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
