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    Guilty, Yet Guiltless

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    Me: “Hi, is **** there?”

    Customer: “This is him.”

    Me: “Hi, ****. I’m calling about your order.”

    Customer: “Oh, great! What do you need?”

    Me: “Well, sir, you unfortunately forgot to sign both your money orders.”

    Customer: “…So?”

    Me: “We can’t cash them if they’re not signed. They’re like checks that way.”

    Customer: “…So? When that happens, you should just sign it for us. You must write checks to yourselves for customers all the time.”

    Me: “No, sir, that’s called fraud.”

    Customer: “…So?”

    Me: “…So, that’s illegal.”

    Customer: “…So?”