Guilt Trip: FAIL
Retail | Denver, CO, USA
Customer: “Hey, you guys sell fish food and supplies, but do you have any fish?”
Me: “No, sorry sir, we don’t sell pets.”
Customer: “Where do they sell pets?”
Me: “A pet store?”
Customer: “Is there one of those near here?”
Me: “Uhm, I really don’t know.”
Customer: “Will you take me to it?”
Me: “… no?”
Customer: “Sam Walton would take me to it!”
Me: “Sam Walton is dead.”














