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    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    (I am making my rounds in the Africa area. An American couple is standing in front of the lion compound. There is a clear sign stating it is an African lion.)

    Tourist #1: “Excuse me, what animal is this?”

    Me: “That would be a lion, ma’am.”

    Tourist #2: “Oh, yes. We have them in Utah!”

    Me: “Actually, sir, you have mountain lions in Utah. Not African lions.”

    Tourist #1: “Then you should tell someone that mountain lions shouldn’t be in the Africa section!”