November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Guess The Magician & Clowns Are Out Too

| Davie, FL, USA | Uncategorized

(I work at a party store that sells balloons. A middle-aged woman comes up to me and the following takes place.)

Me: “Hello. How can I help you today?”

Customer: “…do y’all sell, like…balloons for funerals?”

Me: “I’m sorry…what?”

Customer: “You know, like balloons for a funeral…like, ‘Sorry For Your Loss’…”

Me: “Um…no.”

Customer: “OK, thanks!” *leaves*