October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Green Eyes Don’t Get You The Green

| TN, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Bizarre, Health & Body, Money

(I am keying in banking and income information for a customer who really wants to borrow 200 dollars.)

Me: “Congratulations! You’ve been approved for $150 today!”

Customer: “Oh, man! Thanks! Did you know you have the most beautiful green eyes I’ve ever seen, young lady?”

Me: “Thank you so much, but our loans are computer generated amounts based on your income and banking information. I can’t approve for more than the $150.”

Customer: “Oh. Well, they aren’t that pretty after all.”

Me: *just staring at him* “Umm?”

Customer: “That came out wrong.”