Greedo Versus Cupid
(I am a counselor at a kids’ summer camp. As I am standing talking to my friend, a guy I have never spoken to before walks up to me.)
Guy: “Hi. Who shot first?”
Me: *without hesitating* “Han shot first. Han always has and always will shoot first.”
Guy: “Right answer.”
(We’ve been dating now for over eight months.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?