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    Great Game Until The Tornado Stole Home

    | Manchester, NH, USA |

    Customer: *on the phone and angry* “HOW DARE YOU RUN AN EMERGENCY ALERT DURING THE RED SOX GAME?! BASES LOADED!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry for the inconvenience. We have no control over the emergency alerts.”

    Customer: “CAN’T THEY DO IT AT NIGHT?! I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME! BASES ARE LOADED!”

    Me: “Again, ma’am, unfortunately the emergency alert will broadcast during an emergency situation; we have no control over when that will happen.

    Customer: “WELL YOU BETTER GET SOME CONTROL OVER IT!” *click*