October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Gravity, The Universal Mood Killer

| Brisbane, Australia | Rude & Risque

(A middle-aged man approaches my register with a carton of beer, which he struggles to lift onto the counter.)

Customer: “I must be getting old. I can’t even get it up anymore!”

(There’s a long awkward silence as he realizes what he said.)

Customer: “Oh…I’m so sorry!”