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    Granny Git Your Groove On

    | Rohnert Park, CA |

    Old Woman: “Excuse me sir…I need some batteries.”

    Me: “Of course. What kind do you need?”

    Old Woman: “I…I’m not sure.”

    Me: “Not a problem. What do you need the batteries for? I might be able to match them up to the product.”

    Old Woman: “…I need them for my ghetto blaster.”