Me: “Thank you for calling [electronics store]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Well, here’s the thing. My husband and I are coming to you to return our GPS. It’s broken.”

Me: “Okay, ma’am. So what is the problem?”

Customer: “We weren’t sure where you are located, so we plugged the address into our GPS, and now we’re lost.”

Me: ”Was this the same GPS that you were coming to return?!”

Customer: “Yes, but we figured since we brought it to you, it would at least know how to find you.”

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