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    Got An Urgin’ For Some Urchin

    | Seattle, WA, USA | Top

    (At the aquarium where I volunteer, a guest sticks her whole hand in our touch tank, rips off a sea urchin and proceeds to stuff it in her bag.)

    Me: “Excuse me, ma’am, but you can’t do that.”

    Guest: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “You can’t rip the urchin off the tank’s wall. Could you please hand me it?”

    Guest: “But I was going to take it home and eat it. Isn’t that okay?”