Got A Good Handle On The Choices

(My parents are redesigning their kitchen. My boyfriend and I come over after work so we can all go out to dinner together. When I come home, my Mom presents me with a selection of door handles to give my opinion on.)

Me: *pointing to the two I like best* “I like this one and this one.” *pointing to the one I hate, and knowing that my Mom is a neat freak* “You shouldn’t get this one because the little ridges will never get clean.”

(10 minutes later my boyfriend walks in, and my Mom asks him for his opinion as well.)

Boyfriend: *pointing to the same two I first did* “I like this one and this one.” *pointing to the same one I hated* “You shouldn’t get this one because the little ridges will never get clean.”

Mom: “… Yeah… That was weird.”