(A teenager who bought a drive-through car wash comes inside soaking wet.)

Teenager: “Uh, your car wash is broken.”

Me: “It’s broken?”

Teenager: “Yeah, it like, sprayed my entire car when I opened the door.”

Me: “…you opened the door inside the car wash?”

Teenager: “Yeah. Don’t you have to get out?”

Me: “Er, not in an automatic car wash…”