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    Good Thing He Missed The Hot Wax

    | Aurora, CO, USA |

    (A teenager who bought a drive-through car wash comes inside soaking wet.)

    Teenager: “Uh, your car wash is broken.”

    Me: “It’s broken?”

    Teenager: “Yeah, it like, sprayed my entire car when I opened the door.”

    Me: “…you opened the door inside the car wash?”

    Teenager: “Yeah. Don’t you have to get out?”

    Me: “Er, not in an automatic car wash…”