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    Good Music Isn’t Sharp, Sadly Doesn’t Apply To Customers

    | Springfield, MO, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [Music School], how can I help you?”

    Caller: “Do y’all sell leather fanny packs?”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, we are a music school. We do not carry anything like that. There used to be a handbag store in this location, but they have gone out of business.”

    Caller: “Are you sure you don’t sell leather fanny packs?”

    Me: “I am positive we don’t, as we are a music school.”

    Caller: “Well, could you go check?”