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    Gone, As In Mentally

    | Virginia, USA |

    Lady: “Yeah I just got back so I missed the big rain storm.”

    Me: “Well it wasn’t too bad, where did you go? Out of town?”

    Lady: “What?”

    Me: “You got back from somewhere, where did you go?”

    Lady: “I haven’t been anywhere.”

    Me: “So you were here for the rainstorm?”

    Lady: “No, I was gone.”