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    Goldilocks Is Better Off With The Bears

    | Toronto, Canada | Top

    (Note: We sell a mosquito tent for babies that is very compact and light.)

    Customer: “Hi, I have a question about your baby tent?”

    Me: “Sure, what would you like to know?”

    Customer: “Can the tent withstand a bear attack?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Well, let’s say we go camping and my husband and I are sun tanning on the other side of the lake. If a bear comes into the campsite, will the tent protect my child?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, I’m confused. Who is in the campsite with your baby while you are on the other side of the lake?”

    Customer: “Nobody. Why?”