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    Me: “Okay sir, so I would just need you to verify your information and sign here–”

    *Patient cuts me off, snatches the clipboard and gives me this I’m-not-stupid look*

    Male Patient: “Listen, I don’t need you to tell me what to do. I’m a lawyer and I know how the system works!” *Sits down and starts looking over the paper work*

    (Five minutes later…)

    Male Patient: “Ma’am, where did you need me to sign??”