Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • A Spoonful Of Violence Helps The Medicine Go Down
    (1,727 thumbs up)
  • July Theme Of The Month: Animal Madness!
    Submit your story today!

    God Complex

    | Florida, USA |

    (I hostess at an upscale restaurant in a very nice part of town. I get a call like this about once a night on weekends, which are super busy.)

    Customer: “Can I get a reservation for four at 7 tonight for Dr. xxx?”

    Me: “I’m very sorry sir, we’re booked solid from 6 to 10. I can get you a reservation for tomorrow night if you’re interested.”

    Customer: “But I’m a doctor.”