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  • May Theme Of The Month: Movie Mayhem!

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    | Anchorage, AK, USA | Extra Stupid, Theme Of The Month

    (Our front desk is very large, and in the winter it can get chilly. We recently installed a large piece of glass to help deflect the cold air coming from the entrance. By the end of the first week I was tired of answering the same two questions about the glass.)

    Regular Patron: “This glass is new. When was it put in?”

    Me: “Monday.”

    Regular Patron: “Why did they put it in?”

    Me: “To keep the gnomes out.”

    Regular Patron: *nods slowly and gravely* “Oh, yes, I understand.”

    (The patron walked off perfectly satisfied.)