Your Insignificant Comment Is Significant

(I’m in the kitchen/living room getting ready for work. My husband is on the other side of the lounge, and our dog, Bandit, is in the hallway to the bedroom.)

Husband: *wolf whistles and moves around the lounge*

Me: *changing shirts* “You can’t touch. I’m running late.”

Husband: “I won’t touch. You just look good.”

(As I button up my work shirt, he taps me on the bottom.)

Me: “You said you wouldn’t touch!”

Husband: “I didn’t touch anything significant.”

Me: “Are you saying that my butt is insignificant?!”

Husband: *walks toward the bedroom* “Come on, Bandit, let’s hide from Mummy together.”

(The dog follows him; I am laughing too hard to follow.)

Me: “I’ll see you when I get home.”

Husband: “I’ll see you and your insignificant butt later.”