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    Giving Orders Vs. Just Ordering

    , | Watervliet, NY, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Can I take your order?”

    Customer: “HOT DOG!”

    (Pause.)

    Customer: “PLAIN!”

    (Pause.)

    Customer: “MILKSHAKE!”

    (Pause.)

    Customer: “STRAWBERRY!”

    (Pause.)

    Me: “What size milkshake would you like?”

    Customer: “STRAWBERRY!”

    (I just gave her a medium.)