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Giving Her A Good Dressing Down

| Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Bizarre, Health & Body

(I am a 17-year-old high school student in the supermarket after school. I am in my uniform buying some study snacks to take home. I’m wandering down the chips and confectionary aisle, when another customer approaches me.)

Customer #1: “Why is your dress so short?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

(My dress is about two inches above my knee, and I’m 5’7″ tall.)

Customer #1: “Girls should be wearing longer dresses!”

(The customer then lunges for my dress, attempting to pull it down. Another customer sees and then intervenes.)

Customer #2: “Geez, leave her alone.”

(The first customer begins walking off but not before leaving me with this little gem:)

Customer #1: “She’ll be pregnant before the year is out unless she gets a longer dress.”

Giving Him A Good Dressing Down