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    Giving A Pizza His Mind

    | St. Petersburg, FL, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [Pizza Place]. Would you like to try our 2 for $20 special today?”

    Customer: “I hate my wife!”

    Me: “Uh…”

    Customer: “She’s such a b****! I never did anything to deserve this. She’s so demanding and I can’t deal with it!” *continues ranting for a few minutes*

    Me: “Sir, did you want to order a pizza?”

    Customer: “No, I just needed someone to vent on.”

    Me: “Oh. Well, I hope I helped.”

    Customer: “It feels good to get that out! Have a good night.”

    Me: “You too, sir!”

    Customer: *click*