This Adventure Has Real Teeth
(I am at the dentist waiting to get my braces tightened, when my boyfriend sends me a text wondering what I’m up to.)
Boyfriend: “What’re you doing?”
Me: “Getting prepared to battle my evil nemesis Night Brace, and his young sidekick Tooth Decay!”
Boyfriend: “Wow. Busy morning!”
Me: “Yeah, what’s a girl to do?”
Boyfriend: “Pull out her gat?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.