Car Wrecking The Relationship

(My boyfriend is a big motor head. I, however, do not get the obsession. We are watching a car show at my parents’ house, who we are staying with over the holidays. Some expensive ‘supercar’ has just come on screen.)

Boyfriend: “That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen.”

Me: “Um… Excuse me? Want to rethink that one?”

(My boyfriend gets very quiet and contemplative before finally responding.)

Boyfriend: “Nope. I’m not getting any tonight anyway. I stand by my statement.”