Give Me Whatever Moos, Part 2

(I’m working the drive-thru. We only have two kinds of chicken sandwiches: grilled and crispy.)

Me: “How may I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like an original chicken sandwich, please.”

Me: “The grilled chicken or the crispy chicken?”

Customer: “The original chicken sandwich.”

Me: “I’m sorry, grilled or crispy chicken?”

(The customer starts listing his toppings.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, I need to know if it’s grilled chicken or crispy chicken.”

Customer: “No, the original chicken. The burger. We are talking about beef, right?”

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