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    Give Customers A Piece Of Your Mind

    | Dartmouth, NS, Canada | Crazy Requests

    (An irate customer is frustrated with my store’s return policy, and asks me to call my manager.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but she isn’t answering her cell phone or house number, but she’ll be in tomorrow if you want to try again then.”

    Customer: “No! You get her on the phone now!”

    Me: “I just called both of the numbers she provided, and she didn’t answer. That sort of leaves me with telepathy.”

    Customer: “Well, could you try that?”