Ghost Ship
(Sadly, my sailing instructor died four days ago.)
Caller: “Hi, I’m calling about the sailing lessons.”
Me: “I’m terribly sorry, but I can’t help you with that.”
Caller: “Oh, please, I really want sailing lessons. I saw them on the website with [Sailing Instructor] and I want to learn how to sail!”
Me: “I’m sorry but [Sailing Instructor] just died.”
Caller: “Oh, so he won’t be doing any more sailing lessons, then?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?