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    Getting Your Priorities Straight

    | Medford, MA, USA |

    (A guest approaches the hotel front desk.)

    Guest: “Um, hi…it looks like there was a pretty bad accident right down the street there…”

    Me: “Oh okay, I’ll call 911.”

    Guest: “It looks like a cab and a bus.”

    Me: “Okay, thank you.” *picks up the phone*

    Guest: What are you doing?

    Me: “Calling 911.”

    Guest: “Look, a lot of people have cell phones, I’m sure it’s fine. What I’m concerned about is that I think that was my cab.”

    Me: “?”

    Guest: “SO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL ME A CAB OR NOT?!”