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    Getting Your Priorities Straight, Part 2

    | Massachusetts, USA | Uncategorized

    (A customer comes in with four very young kids.)

    Customer: “Does [R-rated police drama] have any nudity in it?”

    Me: “No, but it’s incredibly violent.”

    Customer: “…but there’s no sex or nudity, right?”

    Me: “No, it’s just really violent and bloody.”

    Customer: “I’ll have one adult and four kids, please!”

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