I’m Not Very Personable
(I’m asexual, and I’m at school, sitting with a few friends. One is a straight guy, another is a bi girl, and the one right next to me is also ace — the phonetic shortening of ‘asexual.’ The bi and straight friends are talking and I’m not paying attention until they address me and my ace friend.)
Bi Friend: “Are you a boobs person or a butts person?”
Me & Ace Friend: “What?”
Straight Friend: “Which do you like better?” *turns to Ace Friend* “Are you a boobs person or a butts person?”
Ace Friend: “I’m… I’m not either. I’m just a person.”
Straight Friend: *turns to me*
Me: *before he can ask* “Buddy, I’m barely even a person.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?