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    Getting Lost On The Super Highway

    | Waterloo, Ontario, Canada |

    Me: “**** Pizza, **** speaking. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi, I need directions to your store.”

    Me: “OK, we’re located at **** Drive and **** Street.”

    Customer: “So, if I come out of my driveway, do I turn left or right? East or West?

    Me: “Uh… do you have a computer?”

    Customer: “Yes, but why?”

    Me: “Well, there’s this website, Mapquest.com–they should be able to help you.”

    Customer: “Oh, well how do I get to Mapquest? Left or right?”