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    Getting Chesty

    | Wyoming, MI, USA | At The Checkout, Underaged

    (I work in a local chain tobacco store. I am in my 40s. A very young looking man comes in my store with a small child.)

    Customer: “Can I get a pack of [Brand] cigarettes?”

    Me: “Can I see your ID?

    Customer: “I left my wallet at home.

    Me: “I’m sorry, but the law requires I ask for a valid picture ID. No ID means no sale.”

    Customer: *testy* “I have a four-year-old kid! I think that proves I am old enough to buy cigs!”

    Me: “Even kids too young to smoke can make a baby.”

    Customer: *literally rips his shirt open* “For Christ’s sake I HAVE CHEST HAIR!”

    Me: “Yup. You have about a dozen of them. Congrats.”

    (The customer takes the child’s hand and storms out, cussing and complaining about me being rude.)