Hulk Smash Social Barriers

(One night I’m going through my newsfeed when I find an article about a movie called  ‘The Normal Heart.’)

Me: “This one looks really good. And the cast. Oh, my god!”

Boyfriend: “What’s it about?”

Me: “I think it’s about this gay couple during the AIDS epidemic. I bet it will make me cry. It has Matt Bomer in it. And that guy who plays the Hulk in The Avengers.”

(At this point my boyfriend is snuggling close and starting to kiss my neck while we talk.)

Boyfriend: “Mmm, so the Hulk is gay?”

Me: “He is for Matt Bomer… Dang, that would be hot to see.”

(We are just about to get down and dirty when…)

Boyfriend: “Hmm, it’s funny how a conversation about gay sex and the Hulk brought us to here.”