Get Thee To A Nursery
(An older customer comes to the counter with lingerie and skimpy outfits that are clearly too small for her.)
Customer: *defensively* “They aren’t for me!”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “What do you see in my hair?”
Me: “Uh, nothing?”
Customer: “A lot of white! You see? White!”
(She grabs several white strands of her hair and shows them to me.)
Me: “Okay?”
Customer: “It’s not okay… not when I don’t have grandkids. My daughter is thirty and hasn’t even started dating! I hope this will help her along!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?