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    | Boston, MA, USA | Liars & Scammers, Theme Of The Month

    (I have just clocked out at work, and I have already changed into my street clothes. I am waiting for a manager to check my bag before I can leave, as is this is store policy. While I’m waiting, I see a customer is stooped low near a table of panties and she has her purse open. I cannot clearly see what is going on, but from experience I assume she is stealing them. She makes for the door when I speak to her.)

    Me: “Would you like a shopping bag for those?”

    Customer: “Uh… what?”

    Me: “Would you like a shopping bag for those panties you just put in your purse?”

    Customer: “Oh… I was just… uh… going over to the register.”

    (She tries to casually change directions and head back towards the register.)

    Me: “Right, well, since you have no intention of paying for them, can I have them back please?”

    Customer: “Yeah.”

    (She looks extremely embarrassed and irritated that she got caught, but she opens her purse and pulls out the biggest wad of panties I’ve ever seen. She shoves them back onto the table.)

    Me: “Thank you.”

    (I watch her rush out of the door. It is not our store policy to confront shoplifters. However, I am not on the clock and therefore can say whatever I want!)