Bovinezzz
(My girlfriend and I are laying on her bed, just talking and trying to go to sleep.)
Me: “You know what might help us fall asleep?”
Girlfriend: “What?”
Me: “Counting sheep.”
Girlfriend: “One sheep, two sheep, three sheep…COW!”
(We both start laughing hysterically.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?