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    Gender Fender Bender

    | Ottawa, ON, Canada |

    Customer: “I need to return this card.”

    Me: “Why?”

    Customer: “I bought it for my wife’s birthday. It’s a very nice card, but I missed the last line.”

    (I look at the card, and it reads ‘to the man I love’. The refund was given.)