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    Garraporta, Bumblebore And Lord Boweldesnort

    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    (I’m walking around stocking videos when a man comes up to with an extremely strange accent.)

    Customer: “I’m looking for the Garraporta.”

    Me: “I’m not sure what movie that is. What’s it about?”

    Customer: “It’s the Garraporta. There are many movies!”

    Me: “Uh, did you ask at front desk?”

    Customer:Garraporta, Garraporta! There are many movies!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I’ve never heard of that movie.”

    (I try every way to tell him I don’t know that movie, but he follows me all around the store saying “Garraporta!” Suddenly, he¬†stops and picks up a movie.)

    Customer: “Here, Garraporta!”

    Me: “Oh, Harry Potter!

    Customer: “Yes, Garraporta! There are many movies!”

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