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    Gambling With His Life

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada |

    (It’s been snowing for the last few days, and the roads are making travel difficult.)

    Customer: “Boy! Those roads are horrible!”

    Me: “Yes sir, so I’ve heard.”

    Customer: “I don’t know why anyone would be out in this if they didn’t have to be!”

    Me: “I agree. What can I help you with?”

    Customer: “Oh, I need some cigarettes and lottery tickets.”