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    Gadgets & Morals Make Strange Bedfellows

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    The customer needed help adding his music into his iTunes library. I showed him how, and this is what happened:

    Customer: “… Uggghhh!”

    Me: “What happened?”

    Customer: “Well, I’ll be honest. It’s adding my porn.”

    Me: *silence* “Oh….”

    Customer: “Please make it stop! I don’t want porn on my iPod!”

    Me: “Click the little X near the top.”

    Customer: “Okay, it stopped.”

    Me: “Try adding the My Music folder again.”

    Customer: “It’s doing it again! Oh God!”

    Me: “Okay, uh… let’s just move it from your My Music folder to a new folder in My Documents.”

    Customer: “Okay, I’ll do that.”

    (few seconds of silence pass while he moves the files)

    Customer: “Oh, man. It’s gonna take 24 minutes for all the files to move.”

    Me: “Twenty-four minutes? Are you sure?!”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m sure.”

    (I show him how to do some other unrelated action while the porn is moved)

    Customer: “Alright, great. Now that we’re done concealing my shame….”