(I was a customer in a certain large toy store during Christmas and it was crowded. I’m on my lunch break, but still have the name tag on from my job. Note I am not in a uniform–I’m in jeans and a t-shirt. I get to where the queue is, and a woman accosts me.)

Her: “It’s about time you opened another register! It’s disgraceful you keep us waiting like this, we’re busy people!”

Me: “You know, you’re right. It IS disgraceful. I quit!”

(I take off my badge before she realises I’m not an employee, and walk out of the store.)