(A customer enters and I walk around to greet him.)

Me: *wiping my eyes* “Good evening!” *sniffles* “How are you?”

Customer: “Hey don’t cry! Who did it?! Who made you cry?” *he looks around for other customers*

Me: *smiling* “Thanks for your concern, but it’s just my allergies. I’ve had several customers who had on too much cologne or perfume.”

Customer: “Oh, I was worried there for a minute. I thought I was going to have to kick someone’s a** for you!”