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    Fuming Over Perfuming

    | Robeline, LA, USA | Awesome Customers

    (A customer enters and I walk around to greet him.)

    Me: *wiping my eyes* “Good evening!” *sniffles* “How are you?”

    Customer: “Hey don’t cry! Who did it?! Who made you cry?” *he looks around for other customers*

    Me: *smiling* “Thanks for your concern, but it’s just my allergies. I’ve had several customers who had on too much cologne or perfume.”

    Customer: “Oh, I was worried there for a minute. I thought I was going to have to kick someone’s a** for you!”