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    Full Of Sh*t, In So Many Ways

    | Walnut Creek, CA, USA |

    (Note: our bathrooms decided to back up and so we had to lock them.)

    Customer: “Can you unlock the bathroom?”

    Me: “Sorry, they are out of order.”

    Customer: “What do you mean!? I need to go!”

    Me: “The bagel shop next door has a bathroom that they’ll be glad to let you use.”

    Customer: “There used to be a day when the customer was always right!”

    *storms off and probably shat his pants*