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    From Zero To Heathen In 30 Seconds

    | Prince Edward Island, Canada |

    (On this day in the bulk food store I worked in, I was on the floor, scrubbing underneath a bin of nuts. At this point in my life, I had very long hair, and a goatee. An older lady walks by:)

    Older lady: “That’s a good Christian girl… cleaning, and saying her prayers at the same time!”

    *30 seconds later*

    Older lady: “OH! You’re not a girl!”