(On this day in the bulk food store I worked in, I was on the floor, scrubbing underneath a bin of nuts. At this point in my life, I had very long hair, and a goatee. An older lady walks by:)

Older lady: “That’s a good Christian girl… cleaning, and saying her prayers at the same time!”

*30 seconds later*

Older lady: “OH! You’re not a girl!”