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    From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 5

    | Champaign, IL, USA | Awesome Customers, Family & Kids, Top

    (A man and his four children are in the booth next to my family. I am four years old and am sitting next to my younger brothers. We are all quietly coloring at the table. The children at the next booth are climbing on top of the booth and playing with my father’s hat, throwing food, and running around the entire restaurant.)

    Waiter: “Sir, your children are bothering other customers. They need to calm down, or you will have to leave.”

    Other Dad: “They’re fine. They’re just running off some energy.”

    (The waiter is called away to another table. The kids begin raising another ruckus. They are just getting to an unbearable level when a carrot lands on our table.)

    Me: *sets crayon down* “Daddy, may I get up?”

    My Dad: “Um, okay…”

    (I march to the next table and assume an assertive stance with fists on hips.)

    Me: “Excuse me, sir. You really need to learn how to control your children.”

    (I get back in my seat and resume coloring. The other dad turns bright red. He gathers his kids and hurries out of the restaurant just as their food arrives. Later, my parents ask for the check.)

    Waiter: “Actually, sir, even if this meal wasn’t on the house, almost every other customer asked to cover your check for you.”

    (20 years later, my mom still calls this her proudest parenting moment. We even got a $50 gift certificate out of it!)

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