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    From Penny Foolish To Pound Wise

    | UK | Money

    (I work in a well-known UK pound store. A middle-aged customer and her teenage daughter walk up to me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me. How much is this?” *holds up item*

    Me: “It’s £1; everything here is £1.”

    (I smile kindly, nodding towards the 20-foot sign hanging on the wall for all to see.)

    Customer: “Oh, wonderful! Thank you very much!”

    Me: “No problem!”

    (No less than 5 seconds later, she calls to me again.)

    Customer: “Oh, excuse me! How much is this?”

    Me: “It’s £1. Everything is £1.”

    (The customer’s daughter covers her face.)

    Customer: “Are you sure dear? Maybe you should check…”

    Me: “I don’t need to madam; I know it’s £1. Everything here is.”

    (Not believing me, the customer huffs, asks another member of staff, and gets the same answer.)

    Customer: “Well, that seems cheap.”

    Customer’s Daughter: “For god’s sake, mum, that’s the point! It’s a POUND SHOP! EVERYTHING IS £1!”

    Customer: “Well, they should put up a sign and make it more clear!”

    (Simultaneously, her daughter, my colleague, and I all point at the giant sign.)

    Customer: “That’s not clear! You should make it CLEAR!”

    (The customer turns and stomps off.)

    Customer’s Daughter: “I’m not taking her anywhere again.”

    (Two weeks later, the same customer returns. This time, another customer is asking me a similar question about pricing.)

    Another Customer: *to me* “How much is this?”

    Customer: *jumps in* “It’s £1! Everything is £1!” *huffs* “Some people are SO stupid!”