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Tech Support | Orem, UT, USA
(I work in email and chat tech support, so one day, an email comes in.)
“Hello Miss Sir,
Please send me new one. ¬†My wife’s has defected.
Boris”
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“Dear Boris,
Thanks for contacting us. ¬†If your wife’s mp3 player is defective, we will be happy to replace it. ¬†Please respond with more details on the problem. ¬†If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us.”
Sincerely,
[Me]”
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“Hello Miss,
Yes, send new one. My wife’s has defecated.”
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