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    From Bad To Worse

    | Orem, UT, USA |

    (I work in email and chat tech support, so one day, an email comes in.)

    “Hello Miss Sir,

    Please send me new one. ¬†My wife’s has defected.

    Boris”

    ——-

    “Dear Boris,

    Thanks for contacting us. ¬†If your wife’s mp3 player is defective, we will be happy to replace it. ¬†Please respond with more details on the problem. ¬†If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us.”

    Sincerely,
    [Me]”

    ——–

    “Hello Miss,

    Yes, send new one. My wife’s has defecated.”